Take a shot every time…
- there’s an “unscheduled off world activation”
- Jack gets sassy
- Sam explains something that goes over Jack’s head.
- Teal’c says “indeed”
- someone goes through the “Chappa’ai”
- something goes wrong with the DHD or the Stargate equipment
- The world almost ends
#They look like they’re meeting with the wedding planner#And she just recommended pink taffeta on the tables #And Dean is threatening under his breath to decapitate her #But Cas just wants to see how far she’ll go with it to see how terrible it will get #And Dean’s getting pissed because he doesn’t even want a damn wedding #It seems important to Cas though and now Sam’s involved and they still have to go over menus and the cakes #GODDAMNIT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN IT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE CASUAL SEX
He doesn’t want a wedding or a planner, but honey, that sweater screams “DOMESTIC AND PROUD”.
It’s after a week of Castiel sulking and generally being miserable that Dean slaps down a piece of a paper and a pen on the kitchen table in front of him.
Castiel stares uncomprehendingly at it a moment then peers up at Dean. “What’s this?”
“You think being human sucks so bad? Fine. I’m gonna show you just how awesome it is.” Dean’s voice is forcedly optimistic, and Castiel knows that it’s for his own sake and is grateful. “Write down the top 5 things you want to learn as a human, and I’ll teach you how to do them.”
“You’re not serious.”
“Yup, I am.” Dean’s eyes brighten and he grins. “Hey, I can be like your, uh, your human Yoda.”
This, Castiel thinks, cannot go well.